I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here!

In the movie "Clerks" the main character (is his name "Dante"?) keeps saying "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" to hilarious effect. I find that, even though I AM supposed to be here today, I keep wanting to say it today.

I know it's completely irrational but...I think part of my subconscious really convinced itself that I would NEVER have to return to work and I would just be allowed to continue hanging around while getting paid indefinitely. Like I said, irrational...

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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Hey, if you haven't seen it before, check out the Borowitz Report. It's kind of along the lines of the Daily Show or the Onion..

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Tonight's the final debate between Bush and Kerry, tune in tune tune in and then talk to everyone who will listen about why you're voting for John Kerry - we've gotta find a way to win this thing!

According to this, the candidates will be armed so...this should be the best one yet...